Michael Jackson wants to remarry his ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley after her recent divorce with Nicolas Cage.
“She is available and Michael wants her back” a source said. “He’s in a lot of trouble and he needs her.”
The source explains that Elvis’ daughter was “the only calming influence in his life. She was also sort of his good luck.”
David Beckham and his former Spice Girls wife Victoria Beckham want to have a walk-on part in popular soap EastEnders.
David revealed, “We’re mega huge fans. We never miss an episode and when we’re out of the country we always get someone to video it for us. Actually, I’m like one of the biggest fans of soaps. In essence, it’s quite addictive and infectious.”
“Our dream is to turn up in the Queen Vic one day and just order a drink. That would be brilliant.”
Enrique Iglesias left BBC bosses bemused with his ludicrous demands when he appeared in The Royal Variety Performance.
The singer demanded a list of the questions Prince Charles would ask him when they came face-to-face in the line-up after the show.
“It’s quite funny, if truth be told” a source said. “Prince Charles just shakes hands and maybe says the odd word to the performers in the line-up. It’s hardly unlikely he’s going to start firing questions at Enrique. He’ll be lucky if His Royal Highness even knows who on earth he is. What a man-diva!”
Rozonda ‘Chilli’ Thomas says one reason Grammy-winning TLC is one of the best-selling female groups of all time is because they don’t revolve around one prominent member.
Chilli sniffed, “With that group, Destiny’s Child, it’s just about Beyonce Knowles and everybody knows that. Who the heck are the other girls? And you have Kelly Rowland now trying to get into the limelight as well. Poor Michelle.”
“And 3LW, come on, you don’t really care if they replace a member or not.”
American Idol judge Simon Cowell went on a home shopping spree in preparation for an Elle Decor shoot that will feature his London flat.
Simon bought up a $5,000 bed, several tables, two $5,000 couches and a pair of chairs for $6,000 at Harvey Nichols’ department store in the Knightsbridge section of London.
According to reports that’ve emerged in recent times, Ashanti has disclosed how a guy can land a date with her.
“A guy has to make me laugh and be romantic” she explained in order for a guy to go beyond the first date itself.
“I like skinny men. I also like men who are bubbly, have fun, and make thoughtful gestures, such as sending roses.”
And when the princess of R&B does land a man, she says “I like to bite them. I also love the chest area.”
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animal are worried that Jennifer Lopez is corrupting Ben Affleck, known for being a hero to animal lovers for acts of kindness after reports he recently bought a chinchilla coat for J Lo.
“We love Ben Affleck” a PETA insider said. “Here is a man who once stopped to help an animal that was hit by a car and paid the vet’s bill. His brother, Casey, is a vegan.”
“But then he hooks up with this diva who wears mink eyelashes! Next thing you know, we’re hearing that he’s buying fur coats! We’re praying that we haven’t lost one to the dark side.”