Oasis Brag About Their New Songs

‘The Hindu Times’ fellows, Oasis are bragging that they’ve written another album’s worth of tunes that are the “best songs in the world”.

Although the new album isn’t expected to be recorded or released until next year, it hasn’t stopped the boys biggin’ up their latest ballads.

Predicting that they’ll all be monster hits, Liam told the press “My songs are the best f**king songs in the world. I write the best mother f**ker songs in the world.”

A slightly more modest Noel added “I have got about five songs done, Liam’s got about six, plus Gem’s got a couple.”

Rumoured titles for the tracks include ‘Longer’, ‘Say It’ and ‘The Good Rebel’.

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