Former Savage Garden singer Darren Hayes got asked the other day if he’d like to be photographed when he’s sunbathing on vacation.

“I would HATE to be photographed when I’m sunbathing,” Darren Hayes said.

“I do feel for the people in the tabloids who get photographed with their gut hanging out, but I say, ‘Hey! Stop eating the tucker, the nachos, and the Mexican beer!'”